Sunset: Did you really drag me out of bed on my last day off for this?
Twilight: When your wife is hungry and there’s nothing substantial to eat in the house, I think that warrants a wake-up call.
Sunset: To be fair since your mom bought us that new fridge we haven’t been using this one.
Twilight: The milk expired in FEBRUARY! That was a whole month before we got married, don’t try and weasel your way out of this one, dear.
Long overdue suggestion by @pureponypleasure!